Monday, December 25, 2006

2: Kode9 & The Spaceape - Memories of the Future

"The truth lies somewhere between a lie and a fiction." Indeed! If the Junior Boys record was the one I have listened most to, then Memories of the Future was the record I was most impressed by, a real hauntological trip from beginning to end.

Not too easy a record: it took me three listenings before getting the point, but since then I have been addicted to it until this very day. Not too joyful a record, either: it is music for nighttime tunnels, dreary underpasses and derelict districts of the cityscape, where paranoia rules and accidents are bound to happen. That is, if they have not already happened, which is the more probable alternative.

It is music for and from people who saw, and judged it was not good. Everything is spooky, ghostly and haunted on this record, a bit like our present itself. Hence its disappearance from the title, which is all about the irrevocability of the past and a future that is happening to fast. "One step forward, two steps back"

3: Junior Boys - So This Is Goodbye

As I was saying, 2006 was a year of accomplishment. It certainly was for Junior Boys. This is without any doubt the record I have played most in 2006. Junior Boys manage to combine youth reveries (Roxy Music's Avalon, John Foxx, Ultravox, Kraftwerk) with the stringent neo-disco of Environ and Get Physical. Jeremy Greenspan's vocals infuse these electronic dance tracks with emotional delivery and relevant lyrical content, so you get a total package of only good things. And for post-millennial concerns: there is a lot of positive, at times almost romantic longing in this music, a universal sigh that is hidden somewhere beneath the beat. On top there are some real corkers on So This Is Goodbye: 'The Equalizer', 'In the Morning', 'Double Shadow', before anything they are strong pop songs. But they know how to groove as well. A winner in all categories.

4: REKID - Made in Menorca

If Carl Craig is not the artist of the year, he might as well have been through his influence. REKID, Andy Stott, Âme: many people who made it big in House in 2006 owe a lot to Carl Craig. In techno 2006 was without any doubt the year of Craig's most avid disciple, Matt Edwards, who, not unsurprisingly, on Made in Menorca, even names a track after one of Carl Craig's labels.

As REKID (slomo house) and as Radio Slave (pumping and dark techno) and as part of Quiet Village (slowa-than-slomo psychedelic house) and with his countless remixes, he and only he was the producer of the year. Ricardo Villalobos went for length, Edwards went for hyperactivity. And with Made in Menorca he reached unheard of heights.

Edwards found out, though he was hardly the first to realize this, that slowing your beats to sub-Theo Parrish tempos can do the trick just as well to make people move. And of course Dub was it this year. Apart from the Dubstep posse, REKID, too, on this fabulously immaculate record, infuses a lot of dub into his music. But you easily can discern the echoes of minimalism, electro, disco, Italo, EBM and kosmische musik just as well. Mostly to the effect that REKID sounds a lot like a Clone 12-inch slowed down to half-speed. Do not think 45! Think 33!

If you would ever decide to coin a phrase like "Detroit Dub", with all the good things that both those styles combine, this would probably be the first record fitting the genre. Considering the time he takes to get where he needs to go, you cannot possibly go deeper than Rekid on this rekod.

5: Six Organs Of Admittance - The Sun Awakens

Ben Chasny is one of the few artists who, when coming into contact with his music for the first time, I knew I was going to like for the rest of my life. 2006 really was the year of true accomplishment for a lot of artists. Junior Boys, dubstep, Joanna Newsom, Villalobos, Matt Edwards, Wolf Eyes... the list goes on. The last record by Six Organs of Admittance was another.

Chasny has come to the correct conclusion that haziness is not the true embodiment of psychedelia, rather quietly wielded power. When 'Black Wall' kicks in you realize that he is now able to put all his diverse persona (Six Organs, Current 93, psychedelics, Americana, the endless rock-'n-roll of Comets On Fire) in one powerful and perfectly contained and compelling song. And the 24 minutes of 'River of Transfiguration' (if this were the vinyl age, we would call such a track 'side-long') that conclude this record make sure you realize that good old Prog (see also Joanna Newsom) has gloriously been resurrected in 2006. But unlike Newsom he does not get his kicks from the elves and princesses of Middle Earth, or from some "God", but from a deeply felt mystical unity with the heathen Lord of Lysergia. True cowboys are hippies these days.

6: Wolf Eyes - Human Animal

When Sonic Youth starts mentioning your name in mainstream magazines you know you are going somewhere. I do not know exactly how much records these guys have unleashed upon the world in 2006 but they were many, like a diabolic dominion wiping out all rivalry in one battle. Even considering the sheer numbers, this is undoubtedly their best yet.

It is music for underground tunnels, where drooling and slimy alien and absolutely up to no good lifeforms are sneaking up behind you to let you know they could, at any time, annihilate you. For the time being they do not act, however, just because they like to toy with your swelling fear. Human Animal is all about getting to know those primeval and atavistic longings. You wet your pants, for sure, but it is exciting nonetheless. That feeling.

Some take a liking to Wolf Eyes for their unholy noise, but I actually like them more for the inhuman growls and cries, as if they have finally found out the meaning of life, and will not tell you about it because it is way too gruesome to talk about. "Words fail you": that is the exact thought Wolf Eyes records conjure up.

7: Andy Stott - Merciless

Andy Stott has been making music for just two years now. But he has the emotional maturity to put out a triple cd on Planet E or Transmat. You guessed it: this is Detroit techno. But the way it has been adapted to the new millennium can only come from a producer who has mastered his craft up to a point where he does no longer have to learn from anyone. Of course you hear the influences (Carl Craig, Kenny Larkin, Stefan Robbers, Stasis, Black Dog, Detroit Escalator Company) but it all sounds so personal and, god only knows, so way deep into the crystalline groove.

There is some dubstep on there as well, Stott being the only techno producer who smuggled in a track on Mary Ann Hobbs's Warrior Dubz. Methodologically Stott has many elements in common with Colin Lindo aka Nubian Mindz. He was adopted a few years ago by the West-London broken beat massive, while all along just making his austere version of Detroit techno. And Andy Stott does the same in 2006 with dubstep, so that he can come up with tracks like 'Choke', bringing Chain Reaction and Burial together in a blissed-out but pitch-black night drive of a techno track. Mercilessly beautiful!

8: Anthony Braxton & Wolf Eyes - Black Vomit

Free jazz and white noise have been good pals ever since Kaoru Abe and Masayuki Takayanagi teamed up together in the early seventies. And this is another me(l)(e)ting of minds that seem to have been born for one another, although something tells me you had to be at the Victoria festival to fully understand the weight of what actually was going on.

Because the ultimate moment of this historical gig is in fact not featured on this shortened impression. You can download the entire concert somewhere and then you will notice the moment where one of the Wolf Eyes guys asks Braxton which track he wants to play for an encore. Whereon this giant of free music obliquely answers: "Black Vomit!" It is one of those defining moments when you understand that true greatness is not dependent on age, style or anything else. No, true greatness strives ever forward. And just like Wolf Eyes have given the world of underground noise its ultimate push in 2006, by releasing more records than humanly possible, Anthony Braxton pushes the limits of jazz by allying himself with a trio that has nothing at all to do with jazz.

Maybe it is the single defining characteristic of all greatness: continuing to do your thing outside of your regular surroundings. If you take that into consideration, then this is one of the most important records of the new millennium.

Friday, December 22, 2006

9: Thomas Brinkmann - Klick Revolution

I like the word revolution. Maybe mostly because revolutions these days are never accomplished in a short period of time, like they used to, but slowly and sometimes inperceptibly. I like Thomas Brinkmann for the same reasons. While other minimalists like Villalobos and Hawtin are, maybe deservedly, in the heat of the spotlights, he continues, for years now, to make one great record after another with anybody noticing. Apart from his three quite brilliant Soulcenter* releases, this is his best yet.

Like every true minimalist he starts out with the slightest possible amount of elements and gradually transforms them into a behemoth of squirming patches of sound. On top, this record is made up only of samples of crackles, glitches and broken parts he took from an array of soul and funk records. Broken records never made this kind of beauty possible. "Anal!", I hear some people say. They are right of course. Then again, Hitchcock was anal too, and he is one of the greatest directors of all time. Thomas Brinkmann is a genius and Klick Revolution is, for the time being, his pièce de resistance.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

10: Fuckpony - Children of Love

Remember when house and techno actually were fun? No fucking concepts whatsoever? Just dancing? A well-employed strobe light? Drugs that do not wreck your mind for weeks to come? That mighty unparallelled e-dancer feeling? Reach back inside your memory! Go on! Don't be shy! You had almost forgotten all about it, hadn't you? Fear not! So did I.

Well, Fuckpony (What an unashamedly, dreadfully dirty name! All Hail to the Lords of House!) takes you back to those days. Nice 4/4 bass drum. Chirping acid. Primitive and unpretentious toms. Voices that seem to come straight from the cellars of your mind. Sexy and a little perverted lyrics. Music that sticks to one idea without boring the hell out of you with tons of clicks, cuts, glitches and other fart-related sounds. Darkness that is mysteriously tempting and attractive instead of being the herald for an aggressive black hole of endless repetition.

Right! You remember! Way to go! Hold on to that feeling because Children of Love could have been your soundtrack to all that.

Children of Love
was, rather predictably, eclipsed by the gloriously overrated Booka Shade album (OK, Booka Shade are brilliant, but like Metro Area they are also a tad boring in their perfection, not?). Fuckpony, on the other hand, is far from perfect. But, hell, Fuckpony sounds like it is 1986 all over again and you are jacking and rocking down the house. And, come on, who would not want to be there in Chicago jacking it to one of those succulent Ron Hardy sets? Yeah, that feeling!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006


I know it is a bit of a tired formula, but from tomorrow on I will be posting my favorite records of 2006. Making a Top 10 was not actually as difficult as I thought it would be, because there have not been that many good records this year. There, I have said it.

Dubstep Rulez!

Had sort of an epiphany this weekend with the dubstep party in Brussels. Plasticman, Kode9 and Skream! came to skank the place and I was overly impressed. Fuck no, I was overwhelmed! Nice too that the organisation had understood that a good dubstep evening takes place in almost complete darkness. The lights were accordingly sparse (though I would have appreciated a strobe for added pleasure) and the atmosphere thus created even reinforced the trembling and pounding bass sounds, that nearly unscrewed the bolts of the boat the party took place on.

I was a tad surprised - but of course also overjoyed - that a pretty large crowd in Belgium understands that dubstep is the music of the future. I was also impressed by the sheer diversity of the sounds dubstep has managed to create in its rather short history (ok, rather short: it's been going on for more than five years now). Plasticman (aka The Plastician) was so brutal that I almost connected dubstep to electronic body music. He even managed to blow up the subwoofer 37 minutes into the party. That being said, Kode9 and Skream! obviously were the dj's of the evening. Kode9 was more orientated towards dub and hiphop, Skream! went more in an electronic direction. That divide only shows that there is still pretty much space for new directions and developments in the style. Now let's hope the rest of the world, too, catches on to this exciting music.

Telegram Sam (3)

Since Blogger is half of the time not able to upload the cd-sleeves of the records in my top 10 of 2006, I'm squeezing a Telegraphic Samuel in between.

1. Depeche Mode: Sinner in Me (Villalobos Remix): As those Hasty Fashionist cunts apparently do not want to release this brilliant remix, some evil person decided to press it on a fat slice of vinyl. Serves them right. And oh yeah, Villalobos is a fookin' genius. 2. Dharma: Plastic Doll: Clone Classic keeps them coming. This Italo classic is on the thin line between kitsch hell and electropop heaven. And it sits there just right. 3. Marc Moulin: I Am You: On january 3th I'm doing an interview with this Belgian legend who you may know from Telex and Placebo. In the interest of doing a fine interview I will be careful to not mention my opinion of his new record. Mind you: it's way better than his previous two. But that's not saying much, innit? 4. Justice vs Simian: Never Be Alone: From quite a while ago, but got hold of it only last week. What a great record this is! 5. Vince Watson: Renaissance: Not bad for a Planet E but hardly Watson's best record. Go for the a-side for ecstatic sub-trance. 6. The Popular People's Front: My Flat's on Fire: Some cheeky bastard decided to put on electro-track under Busta Rhymes's 'Light That Ass on Fire' and it is even better than the Neptunes original. 7. Incogdo/Kenny Larkin: Simply Just a Ventage/Wondering: Bootlegs rule! This one compiles Derrick May and Carl Craig's sought after Outland release and a limited Warp 7" of Kenny Larkin on one 4-tracker. Hotter than than a 1000 suns, especially Larkin's brilliant 'Wondering'. 8. Zwicker: I Get My Kicks at Nighttime: On promo for ages and now out on Compost's Black Label. Funky electro groove with killer funny lyrics. That's enough for me. 9. VA: Spaceships and Pings: Fine 4-tracker with outstanding tracks by Konrad Black and Magda, both going electro. The Troy Pierce and Marc Houle tracks are more of the forgettable kind. 10. LCD Sound System: 45_33: Not too sure what to think about this one. It is definitely not boring because I did not switch to another track during the first listening. But what it is other than 'not boring' I am not too sure about. OK, James and Tim like disco. So what?

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Telegram Sam (2)

1. Booka Shade: Darko (Booka Shade meets Hot Chip Mixes): The Booka Shade mixes are mediocre at best. It is Hot Chip that brings a welcomed surge of invention and their two remixes are pretty genius, with the second remix being the bee's knees. 2. Uniqorns: Uniqorns: Welcome to slower-than-slow territory. A trippy slo-mo original and another splendid Quiet Village remix, that rivals the best tracks on Made in Menorca. Nice sleeve, too. 3. DJ Pierre: Box Energy: Ever since News has taken in hand the legacy of Chicago's greatest ever label, all classic Trax are available again, this time around, though, in pressings worthy of that noun. This is probably my most favourite acid track ever. Deep, dark and trippin'. 4. Patrick Pulsinger: Presents Utopia Parkway: Long time no hear but Pulsinger has always been one of the reliable stayers. He proves exactly that with this kosmische 3-tracker on Compost's Black Label. Go with the flip for two cool-as-ever dis-ko-tek-no crackers that remind of Sluts'n'Strings & 909-era Pulsinger. 5. Magnus International: Kosmetisk: Another one of those tracks that you get into even deeper when you are exposed to it more often. Norway rules the housewaves. 6. Theo Parrish: Falling Up (Technasia Mixes): Deceivingly simple but a smooth diamond. One of the best techno tracks in ages. 7. Sexual Harrassment: I Need a Freak: Finally found this one. Not the original pressing but an obscure German license. Wouldn't be paying for the costly originals either, because, except if you are Ed DMX, all other tracks on this 1983 5-track EP are pretty wack. 8. Ricardo Villalobos: What's Wrong with My Friends?: Indeed, friends! Golden Ricardo hits again with more trippy longies. Not all tracks are equally danceable and, no, this is no second 'Fizheuer Zieheuer'. That's just because there is never going to be a second 'Fizheuer Zieheuer'. 9. Djuma Sound System: Djinn Remixes: Forget the flip and go straight for the 'Ob-Selon Mi -Nos'-stylings of Trentemoller's heavenly remix. One of the tracks of the year. 10. Phantom Slasher: Gruble: Already posted this one. Mentioning it again because it is one of those double-packs that just keeps growing and growing. Totally tripped-out crazy disco with a fat slice of dub. Go straight for 'Lasagne for 10' and 'Satchell on My Doorstep'. The first is one of the best space disco tracks ever, while the latter is one nifty edit of Roxy Music's 'The Main Thing'. Noid always goes recommended.

Thursday, December 07, 2006


I was just thinking that 'Barbarism Begins at Home' is probably the best title for a song ever.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Right Again!

"The warning on that cigarette package should read: CAPITALISM IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

Dejan, easily my favourite blogger of the moment, again says what needs to be said. As some of you may know, I am a smoker. And of course I am well aware that I am running a hell of a risk to get cancer somewhere along the way. But it is equally true that, all things considered, I am living a reasonably healthy life. As opposed to most people I drink, apart from a few daily cups of coffee, only water, tea and fruit juice (and not liters of coke, lemonade, beer, spirits, wine and what do I know). I eat my daily portion of fruit, dairy products and vegetables. I hardly consume any fast food and do not eat a lot of meat. And more importantly: I never eat too much.

But of course I am punished for my smoking, an activity that these days seems equal to being the antichrist in person. Each year I am paying more and more money for my cigarettes (when I started smoking a package costed about 1.80 euros, now it costs 4 fuckin' euros). I am being chased from restaurants, bars and most public spaces while fumes from cars, trucks and industrial facilities merrily continue to pollute the air that I breath. At the same time wine, spirits and beer remain relatively cheap and are promoted by advertising, while the rate of alcoholism, especially among young people, is rising. With fast food it is even worse: it is rather expensive food and it makes you fat and you risk diabetes and cholesterol. Soon in the USA (and as we know most American trends tend to cross the ocean at one time or another) monstruously fat people will make up the majority of the population.

I would wish that people in power would spend their time solving other, more immediate, crises, yearly taking the lives of millions of people. Like poverty, war and, indeed, capitalism.

Coup de Torchon [1981]

Philippe Noiret, with doubt one of the best French actors ever, died a few days ago. He is usually lauded for his performances in the classic Le Vieux Fusil and Marco Ferreri's scandalous La Grande Bouffe. But I have always liked him best in Bernard Tavernier's Coup de Torchon, a film lossely based on Jim Thompson's Pop 1280. Here he plays a sheriff living in a small French colonial village just before World War 2. He is usually considered a softy and gets ridiculed by everyone. Until he turns into an exterminating angel and starts killing just about everyone, with the aid of his mistress, played by an incredibly sexy Isabelle Hupert. And of course he gets away with it. The dialogs are pleasantly immoral and, as is the action. And true to French tradition it is actually one of the funniest films you have ever seen. Great movie. May he rest in peace.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Pervert's Guide to Cinema

I'm curious and then again not. The latter mostly because the choice of movies I've read about up till now is a little bit disappointing. Dr. Strangelove, The Birds, Blue Velvet, Psycho, The Matrix... so much has been said already about these movies and they have been analysed to the death. They are, on top, all films that are so blatantly connected with psychopathology and neurosis that it is difficult to imagine you might learn something new unless you are a complete novice to film theory and critique. More about it when I've actually seen it.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Kitsuné Maison Compilation 3 [cd kitsuné]

Kitsuné has over the years become a household name when it comes to punkfunk and other new wave influenced stuff. Colder, Black Strobe, Digitalism and Zongamin are just a few names that made it real big after appearing on a Kitsuné compilation. But as is the case with a lot of series the third episode of the Maison story is beginning to suffer from diminishing returns. Fifteen tracks in all and it bangs and bumps like on the two previous collections but the element of surprise is gone. All numbers are catchy but it is all so overtly poppy and in some cases blatantly hopeful for that Subpop contract that at times it makes you wretch. With most of those would-be electropunk tracks you can imagine the remix-pack with the Ewan Pearson, DFA, Booka Shade and Riton remixes already during the first refrain. It is not all bad of course: The Van She remix of Klaxons reminds pleasantly of my favourite Daft Punk moments, Boyz Noize and Simian Mobile Disco are not too bad either and Oh No! Oh My!'s 'I Love You All the Time' has the advantage of brevity (1 minute 22 secs), while the autumnal techno tones of 'Done with You' by Erlend Øye's newest project The Whitest Boy Alive go well over five minutes without boring one second, a bit like a good Echo & The Bunnymen track. But that's really it. Last time we checked 5 out of 15 does not make a good compilation.

New York Noise Vol. 3 [cd Soul Jazz]

The third installment of what has been generally a good series, with this one being my personal favourite. Mostly because I have been looking for vinyl versions of Implog's 'Holland Tunnel Dive' and Dark Days' 'Nudes in the Forest' for what seems decades now. The Martin Rev track is also pretty awesome and shows clearly that Suicide's role in the current neo-wave climate is being constantly underestimated.As usual nothing but revolutionary and really obscure music from the Big Apple, with material dating from 1979 to 1984, a musical vault of treasures that at the moment is being rapaciously plundered by James Murphy and his mates at DFA and in Europe. With diversity really having a meaning over at Soul Jazz HQ you get to take a trip that takes you from the free music inspired percussion blues of James Blood Ulmer, via Boris Policeband's 20-second demented punk poetry and the electronic coldwave of Ikeyard and Dominatrix, to the 8-minute long proto-techno ramblings of Implog and Martin Rev. And there is an Elvis-cover somewhere in there too. Über-essential!

Thomas Brinkmann: Klick Revolution [cd Max Ernst]

I think Thomas Brinkmann is a fucking genius. I love all his work. His Soul Center* stuff alone would rank him among the greatest, but his ultra-minimal records (like his Hawtin and Studio 1 variations) are even a tad better. This newest, Klick Revolution, on one of his many labels (Max Ernst in this case), seems made up out of mere static. He has taken short samples from an array of records (all neatly mentioned with picture) but you have the distinct feeling that he has only retained the crackles and the pops, the skips and the dirt in the grooves. The original melodies, if there ever were any, have been shredded and then randomly restructured. As all good minimal techno composers (with those we mean the kind of producers whose records do not actually sound like a collection of mixed-together farts) he begins all his randomly named numbers with disparate elements that at first would seem to go to war with each other and it can take two to three minutes before you start to discern any melodic element. But once it is there and you have noticed it, you are bound to have that melody racing around in your brain for the next few hours. There are only six tracks so you know he is going to take his time developing and creating minimal rhythmic soundscape structures. And he does exactly that and it grabs you by the balls with sheer invention and that unique fingerspitzengefühl for embracing every idea, however crazy, demented or just plain wrong. Klick Revolution sounds like a collection of mistakes that, brought together, in the end sound like they were the right thing all along. Those who remember the Various Artists 12-inch on Chain Reaction should really investigate this one. Snap, crackle and pop to the Max!

Monday, November 13, 2006

Professione: Reporter (1975)

As Omar pointed out last week when writing about Fellini's Roma, they don't make them like this any more. Antonioni in retrospect is probably, together with Ingmar Bergman and Alain Resnais, one of the few directors who has ever radically attempted to put an idea into film. It is probably also the foremost reason why he has always been considered too intellectual, even boring. True, as David Cook points out in his History of Narrative Film, his treatment of subject matter (in this case the question: what is identity?) is indeed virtually touching on the inhumane. It is as if the actors are no more than substrates for the concepts he is trying to introduce. And it is of course equally true that such treatment of actors and action is by most people not considered to be the ultimate goal of a movie.

But then one would pass over the fact that art since the advent of modernism no longer has the duty to please. No, art has the duty to put relevant political questions on the table, a duty most artists seem to have forgotten all about in a time when words like 'idea' and 'intellectual' are thought of as cusswords and entertainment has taken the place of art, up to the point that most people have forgotten what the attributes of true art are. More to the point, art has to raise more questions than it is able to answer. Art is supposed to be an endless generator of ideas, so that, when the artwork is put outside of its original context, it continues to disseminate meaning.

That is the reason why Antonioni's movies are pure art, almost unto the brink of total detachment. Seldom before have I watched a movie that contains so much emblematic dialogue. Where in other movies conversations mostly follow the logic of the action, in The Passenger they follow the logic of ideas. In this movie you are not one moment tempted to view Nicolson as "that actor from Five Easy Pieces or The Shining". Rather he becomes a vehicle for Antonioni's filmic statements about loss of identity, alienation and the inability of communication. It comes as no surprise then that, at the end, although surrounded by people he loves (or pursued by those he used to love), he dies alone.

Sunday, November 12, 2006


I'm not too big on plugging other blogs, even less when I am detecting Lacanian dynamics (although that may be a little prejudice based on ol' Jacques' methodology). But it is an undeniable fact that people like K-Punk and Dejan are infinitely more interesting than your average blogger, being more directed at ideas and real critique instead of offering the usual bloated 'I like this' or 'I think that'. So I'd like to signal the latter's Cultural Parody Center for all your critical cultural needs. The writing is sharp as a knife, it's totally irreverent of whichever reputation and the scope is definitely multi-dimensional, ranging from Madonna and porn (or is that the same?) to the Efteling and Zizek. And that is how I like it.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Vinyl Update

I'm going to have to wait some weeks to have access to my mp3 collection again, but luckily I am one of those people who have turntables at home, so listening to music is not a problem. Here's the weekly harvest from the vinyl shops.

Villalobos: Fizheuer Zieheuer [12", Playhouse]

Record of the year! 1 loop, 37 minutes, 2 sides. Get! It! Now! Nice sleeve too. And a new double vinyl on Perlon is forthcoming too. Go Ricardo, Go!

Theo Parrish - Falling Up (Technasia Remix) [12", Third Ear/Synchrophone]

Been a while since the Technasia duo pulled off a really great track. It's no match for the Carl Craig remix of that same track, but it is über-functional and warm Basic Channel meets Detroit techno nonetheless. Should be a well-deserved hit on every techno dance floor.

Tim Xavier - Stuck on Earth [12", LTD400]

Kosmische goes minimal. Three hard-edged minimal grooves that remind of a typical Perlon release, but with lots of crazy edits, industrial sounds and cosmic wizardry. And the last track with the tropical thunderstorm sounds is a dj's dream. This is how techno is meant to be.

Outlines - Listen to the Drums [12", Sonar Kollektiv]

Jazzanova are back with a vengeance with a splendid 4/4 remix of Irfane's broken beat original. Classic house sounds rule on this really sexy record. If you like the early Âme releases, you should dig this too.

Magnus International - Kosmetisk [12", Full Pupp]

More laidback electrodisco pressure from Prins Thomas's excellent label from newcomer Magnus Sheehan. A little bit of disco, a little bit of italo, a little bit of electro and so forth, you know the deal by now.

VA - Kings of Techno Part A [2x12", BBE]

Red hot compilation of techno monsters, proto-techno and Detroit pioneers by Carl Craig and Laurent Garnier. The vinyl version includes extra tracks by Liaisons Dangereuses, Severed Heads and a top Detroit techno track by Instinct (from the short-lived but legendary Decisive imprint). The Temptations, The Stooges, Aretha Franklin, Visage, Carl Craig ('No More Words', with its first official outing since the original Retroactive release), The Black Dog (the classic 'Virtual') and Capricorn ('I Feel Love') are featured too. Part B is equally succulent of course.

Black Devil Disco Club - 28 After [12", Lo]

The first record from 1978 recently resurfaced on Rephlex and so Bernard Fèvre decided to make six more tracks. Completely original electronica somewhere between disco kitsch and typically French way-out thereness.

Radio Slave - Secret Base [12", Rekids]
Spencer Parker - Beautiful Noise [12", Rekids]

It does not get more contemporary than on Rekids. Two times classic acid house sounds from Matt Edwards's classy label, with additional remixes by Rob Mello and Ripperton. Pumping stroboscopic dance floor fodder without a lot of pretense. Just jacking the house, baby!

Holden - The Idiots are Winning [2x12", Border Community]

James Holden is one sick motherfucker. Initially each number sounds like a regular club track. But then he starts to get real nasty and perverse with the melodies and rhythms, turning every track into freak heaven. Free techno at its very best. Wow, this guy's a talent!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Just My Luck

The last two weeks are turning out to be my personal computer hell. Last week, after seven years of heavy duty my cpu gave up on me. No alarm, I just needed to get a new power unit and that would be fixed. Guess what? As I'm installing the new power unit, my hard disc fails. So, the next few weeks I'll be working with a Pentium II I got on loan from a mate. Talking about primitive communications.

But that ain't of course the worst part of it. Because not only were all of my documents (of six, seven years of data) on that hard disc (Ok, I'm stupid for not taking a back-up), my mp3's of the last six months were too. So now I'm going to have to pay a lot of money to get those data retrieved, because no way I'm gonna spend time re-downloading all that music. But better times are ahead. One of these weeks I'll be able to buy a new cpu for a mere 130 euro's. So, perhaps there is mercy after all.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Mary Ann Hobbs

Apart from the fact that she makes a dubstep show for BBC Radio I do not know anything about Mary Ann Hobbs. What I do know is that she packs a mean tune. Fifteen heavy hitters from the diverse dubstep community, to be more precise. Do not think you know anything about dubstep if up till now you only have been exposed to the calmer, more meditative albums of Kode9 and Burial or the rhythmically austere Digital Mystikz 12"'s. Most of the tracks on this compilation aim straight for the dancefloor and are far more militant and hectic when it comes to rhythms and lyrical delivery. Big city paranoia and dub darkness remain the definitive yardsticks though. Exciting, powerful, fun and very now.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

KTL - Kindertotenlieder

Creepy shit by Stephen O'Malley (of Sunn, Khanate and countless others) and Peter Rehberg (aka Pita). "Recorded in a resistance fortress in southern France during a thunderstorm and in a wintergarden drenched in the sunlight", says the Mego site. And if that doesn't impress you, the music will. Though I am still wondering just where in the mix that sunny part ultimately ended up. Maybe they really meant 'Sunn-y'? Either way this sounds like the ten plagues all visiting in one night. Powerful psychosis-inducing industrial drone-metal that is at times unbearably intense. Should carry a "not tested on humans" sticker.

Telegram Sam

1. Villalobos: Fizheuer Zieheuer: If you play this two times in a row you're in almost 70 minutes of minimal fun. That's an album's worth! The longest groove ever. 2. Kode9 & The Spaceape: Memories of the Future: Eureka! The best new thing happening in music. Pretty sure about that. The electroclash wave swept off the road by a deeper bass and big city paranoia . London is a place to be again. 3. Banten: Banten: Like a lot of NWW List records this Danish bunch at first sounds like straight seventies jazz-rock. Then it starts perverting the rules and gets all strange and surreal on you with cabaret-style ditties and other crazy sounds. 4. Tom Carter: Sun Swallower: Reissue on cd of 2001 tape. Psychedelic Texas cowboy does it West of river Ganges style. He swallowed something alright. 5. Sophia: Technology Won't Save Us: This record won't either. They mean well but lack unity of purpose. There, I've said it. 6. Sandro Perri: Plays Polmo Polmo: Ring the alarm! Postrock! In this case all twangy and raggedy and chillin'-in-green-forest cosy vibes. Like the chaotic psychedelic atmosphere, but would like it even better if Sandro would leave the vocals to more able singers. Close but no sigar. 7. Midori Hirano: LushRush: Who? Japanese piano player. What? Tries to do something memorable with classical, electronics and found sound. Outcome? Fails. Next! 8. Risto: Aurinko Aurinko Plaa Plaa Plaa: Electronically enhanced punkrock, dirty-funky synthpop and cheesy rockabilly lullabies on one record. Contemporarily amusing Finnish business. 9. Avarus, Jaakko Tolvi & Chris Corsano: The Green Wah Tape: Can't help but thinking that a lot of contemporarily amusing Finnish business is a reincarnation of Amon Düül. Mighty drum business from Corsano while the others freak off their heads as usual. Music for heathen rituals and their aftermath. 10. Nath Family: Sounds of the Indian Snake Charmer Vol II: Ex-Wolf Eyes member makes lo-fi tape that sounds like its title. Charming indeed.

Wolf Eyes

The inhumanity of it! Putting out so much music in one year and still coming up with the goods that matter. Human Animal sets you in the nightmarish underworld of passageways, tunnels and pits, where darkness' deepest and cruelest secrets lurk a Lovecraftian dread round every corner. And 'The Driller' is 2006 companion to TG, Skinny Puppy and black metal all in one neat package. Though 'neat' does not exactly describe the Wagnerian pounding of the all-swallowing noise-growl that emanates from it. Thunderingly towering above all competition.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Ladies and Gentlemen, here's Viiii-llaaaaa-loooooo-booooooos!

On October 30th it will finally see the light of day: 'Fizheuer Zieheuer'. Omar speaks about a revolution. Villalobos has indeed come up with a track that is, if you allow yourself to think it as a unity instead of the provided two parts, more than 35 minutes long. I am hoping that someone over at Playhouse has the brains to put this on cd as one long minimal dub excursion.

I would not call Villalobos' newest a revolution per se. Rather it is an inversion of what Richie Hawtin came up with a year ago with Transitions. Instead of making one long track out of countless other tracks, Villalobos takes one loop and stretches it until eternity. I would not call that a revolution as such, because it remains to be seen whether others will follow this course. But of course one cannot deny that, if the promise contained in this record would be followed up by others, techno may be looking at new and exciting horizons. On top, it promises a lot for dj sets to come. I can hardly wait to encounter the dj who carries this tune as a kind of signature throughout his set.

Most importantly, it sure promises a lot for Villalobos' further carreer, him being the first who has exhausted the length of one vinyl-side. Because you just hear that he wanted this track to continue much further than one side of vinyl could provide. I do not think anyone has ever filled one side of a record with such a long variation on just one loop.

And what a loop it is! Rivalling 'Phylyps Trak II' in hypnotic endlessness, it has been swimming around in my head since I first took notice of the man's set on Awakenings, and I predict it will not leave my mind for months to come. I can't wait to hear this over a big, big, big sound system.
No doubt about it: 'Fizheuer Zieheuer' is the tune of 2006.

This is Not Lacania

"An analysis terminates only when the patient realises it could go on forever. Perhaps the reader of Lacan's work should be prepared for an unending struggle rather like the analytic's patient" (Madan Sarup)

To be honest, I do not know why - probably Lacan would have quite a complicated explanation for that why too - I feel, time and time again, compelled to find out what Jacques Lacan and his followers are really talking about. The more I read about him, the more I must conclude that he in fact was a charlatan. The reasons and arguments by which his followers defend his thinking are most of the time completely, sometimes utterly, absurd. They would probably, on reading the above, state that "I am not yet ready for Lacan". I know one thing: they are absolutely right.

The problem is that his name and his theorizing on and concepts of the function of language and the unconscious keep popping up in almost every text by philosophers and cultural critics that come after him. This poses a problem because some of the people who claim to have been influenced by Lacan really seem to have some useful and relevant things to contribute. But the second problem is then that you ask yourself the following: if Lacan was a charlatan, how can anything that his followers have to say be relevant and useful at all? Again, defenders of Lacan would probably say that there is in fact no contradiction between those two points of view. More to the point they would even dare to state that the contradiction itself is a constitutive element of the understanding of Lacan. Sorry, but this is something that I can not agree on. It is in fact totally unacceptable.

An example: I am currently initiating myself into Derrida's thinking. I think I can say that I understand where he is going to, although, as is the case with Lacan, he is sometimes very arcane and esoteric. Nonetheless, I can attribute worth to some of his concepts and way of thinking. But then again - Derrida being a great admirer of Lacan and also having sat through some of his seminars - what if Lacan is, as many have said in the past and say in the present, really and truly complete bullshit? This would have enormous consequences for post-Lacanian thought. It would actually mean that the greater part of that thought (Derrida, Foucault, Zizek, Badiou) is also bullshit. I am not saying this is the case, but the sole possibility of it frightens me, because a lot of these people are considered important thinkers and literally tens of thousands of students have since been exposed to ways of thinking that could have no basis whatsoever in scientific fact. On the other hand, it would almost make you glad that philosophy is no longer considered relevant by political decision-makers these days.

But the most important objection against Lacan's train of thought is that there are people who call themselves analytics who use his obscurantisms to treat people (to cure people, as you can conclude from Sarup's above citation, seems not in the least to be the goal of a Lacanian analysis). I mean - come on: this is basic! - every psychoanalysis should at the very least lead to a bettering of the patient's mental and/or psychological state. Instead, as in Freud's approach, all it comes to is talk, talk, talk. But as far as I know solutions do not come from talk, they come from deeds.

Look at it from a political point of view. To cite one example: Israelis and Palestinians have signed quite a few treaties in the past, but nothing comes from it, because words and promises do not materialise into actual change. Some may think this a crude comparison, but is it really?

Just as politics is based on the need to understand society and the conflicting values therein that need to be reconciled to lead to solutions, just as all of philosophy is built on a need to explain and must do so by offering a possible truth, psychology should, if it wants to retain any value, offer solutions. Talking one hour a week with your analytic will not solve any problem, it will only cost you a lot of money. Problems can only be solved if eventually you walk away from the analytic and start putting possible solutions, that have hopefully been handed to you through the reading of your analytic, into practice. I am not saying here that life as such is only practice, but solving its problems certainly is. It is really as simple as that. Words are cheap and the more there are, the cheaper they get.

As such, for me there is not really any need to refute seperate theories or concepts of Lacan's thought. The basis of the whole is just unsound. Why then waste whole libraries, tons of paper and terrabytes of server space on its refutation?

Monday, October 23, 2006

Funtime with Keiko

Read all about Keiko from Tokyo's unstoppable sexdrive here. And then click on 'good and bad emails'. My idea: the girl is actually an aging Japanese comic or, even more probable, two pimply and bespectacled otaku's. That part about "Two man is two wallets and four kidney" is killing me, though. The internet never ceases to amaze me. I am predicting she will be world-famous in a jiffy.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Machine Machine Machine

I saw Kraftwerk live for the second time yesterday and for me it remains the ultimate electronic experience. All those sounds are just so basic, so pure. You can hear that everyone who is making electronic dance music now (not only now but from 1974 on) is, if they want or not, influenced by these guys. Kraftwerk is pure genius, in development as in execution. And, as strange as that may seem from a group whose lyrical content is that minimal, they are still saying a whole lot more than any one of today's acts I can think of. Daft Punk are probably the only ones who try to walk the same road, and then still only when it comes to the dichotomy man-machine. Still, you won't see them tackling nuclear energy, economy or any other world problem. Kraftwerk do that and a lot more. Damn', these guys are almost sixty years old!

I noticed that a lot of young people walked out of the room to shake their body to other more contemporary acts and/or dj's. First I was tempted to ascribe this to intergenerational preferences. But then I asked myself: Where the hell is your goddamn' respect? And at the same time realised how far techno and electronic music in general have strayed from what should have been their direction. Electronic music could have been a utopian music, the ultimate Cosmic Sound. Instead it has become, for the most part of it, a case of a guy/girl putting one record on after another - or even worse: using Ableton or what do I know to do exactly that for him/her - and getting a huge applause for it. Shame. And they can call me an old tosser for that, I do not care one bit.

Another thing: It was my first visit to I Love Techno and with such an amount of money pumped into a rave of this scope you'd expect at least a decent sound quality. No way gov'! The sound was horrible, all the magic of electronic dance music (the bass, the pump, the sheer physicality of it) carefully filtered away. Vade retro Satanas! And Satan in this case equals - what a suprise! - Clear Channel.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Vinyl Update

Narcotic Syntax - Provocative Percussion [2x12", We In Rhythm]

Narcotic Syntax are generally one of the least interesting acts on Perlon, but this 4-tracker on We In Rhythm is the shit supreme. As you may have concluded from the title, percussion makes out the main part of these four side-long workouts. All four are good and not near as minimal as you would expect from these guys' previous outings. 'Fusión Nuclear' even has some motorik touches to it. But 'Descarga Narcotica', with its improvised marimba and vibraphone parts, is the one that will positively set the dance floor on fire. Recommended!

The Orichalc Phase - Violations [12", DC]

Another corcker from the best label on the block. The rock-'n'-roll/no wave attitude inevitably reminds of the label's strongholder The Emperor Machine. 'Comatone' begins as a 2006 update to A Certain Ratio but halfway the ryhthm slows down for a dubby space outro. The titletrack comes in two versions, with the original sounding like The Charlatans or Inspiral Carpets fed through a fucked up amp and the dub again slowing things down for an even more freaked out darker take. Yummy! And in case you would want to know: orichalc is "a metallic substance, resembling gold in color, but inferior in value."

Thursday, October 19, 2006


The Red Krayola - The Parable of Arable Land
The Red Krayola - God Bless the Red Krayola and All Who Sail with It

Saying that these guys were ahead of their time is an understatement if there ever was one. What The Stooges were for all things heavy and freaky, The VU for all things indie, these guys were for the punk, no wave, lo-fi and free folk movements. These are their two first longplayers I think and if you take into consideration the fact that they were almost thrown of the stage at their first gigs, then you realize that people never will learn: they will always mistake a diamond for a shit. Their loss.

Sun City Girls - Tibetan Jazz

The first thing I ever tried from this strange group. The thing is that Tibetan Jazz sounds like exactly that. It is jazzy and free-in-an-ethnic-style at the same time. Though a tad chaotic at times, this is impressive stuff and it was way ahead of the whole New Weird America thing.

Anthony Braxton - 3 Compositions of New Jazz
Anthony Braxton - For Alto

In the past I have often shyed away from the caustic and abrasive and arcane nature of free jazz (and free music in general). But I re-read the amazing interview Braxton gave The Wire a time ago and this guy has such an amount of purpose and will in his body, mind and soul that I just had to discover his music.

3 Compositions of New Jazz was his first work as a leader and it is all the above mentioned things. It is very difficult music but intensely rewarding if you are willing to put your teeth in it. Think Coltrane, Ayler or Coleman's Live at The Golden Circle and then make another leap and you have got Anthony Braxton.

For Alto, the first record ever for solo saxophone, is even more difficult. Patience and a receptive attitude are very much required if you want to sit through this. Still, it is less shocking than the stuff English improvisers like Evan Parker, John Butcher or Paul Rutherford came forth with in the early and mid-seventies. Maybe the difficulty is also partly due to the fact that Braxton's music is sometimes nearer to classical music than to jazz. This may be almost forty years ago, but I am willing to bet that a lot of people still deny that this is music. They are of course wrong.

Olivier Messiaen - Méditations sur le Mystère de la Sainte Trinité

This is his one of his famous organ works. And as much as I like this, as much as it moves me, I have to admit that I was not able to sit through it in one listening. At times the music is just too painful and intense for your ears. I do not know, not being a religious person at all, maybe I am missing the necessary level of faith and abandon to fully appreciate this. Some might say: you do not have to be a religious person to appreciate religious music, and I can agree with that. But this is so powerful that it borders on the psychotic. Then again, I have always found religious people to be a little psychotic, believing in things that to not exist (that is a tautology, not?) and regulating your life accordingly...

Faust - Faust V

A big thank you to Omar for signaling this to me. There seem to be quite a few mixes, editions and bootlegs of these sessions that were supposed to sprout Faust V, were it not for the usual shortsightedness of even a forward-thinking label like Virgin. I have to agree that even left-overs and try-outs that sound like they were recorded in a stable (or even in open air) from Faust sound a hell of a lot more relevant twenty years after than a lot of music that calls itself 'rock' these days. Mind you, the sound is worse than some cassette editions from Outer-Mongolia. Nonetheless, nice to know that these guys still cut it with the best, as I am always under the impression that Can and Neu! in recent history always had way more exposure than this equally revolutionary lot. Krautrock forever!

Hu Vibrational - Universal Mother

I have always had a soft spot for percussion records. And this is another of those beautifully packaged Soul Jazz editions. Produced by Carlos Niño and played by Adam Rudolph (Yusef Lateef) with Brahim Frigbane (Peter Gabriel, Morphine) and Hamid Drake (Peter Brötzmann, Pharoah Sanders) it is no less than a drum feast from beginning to end. Evidently you do not go looking for songs on such a recording, it is the grooves and the rhythms that are enchanting. The saying goes that "in the beginning there was the drum", and on the basis of this record one must conclude that it is going to be there in the end too. All Hail Soul Jazz!

VA - Plague Songs

Strange record, being a compilation of ten songs where each artist writes a song about one of the ten plagues. Not everyone delivers memorable songs of course, but overall I found this to be an enjoyable and at times moving record that encompasses a lot of musical styles around a common theme. When it comes to Scott Walker I must admit I am not entirely rational and thus I was most carried away by his contribution (that backing choir, bordering on the psychotic, damn', I am using that word a lot these days), but the Eno-Wyatt collaboration was intriguing too. Further decent work comes from Laurie Anderson, Cody Chestnutt and a list of less known singers. Do not know if I will remember this compilation in a few months or so, but every Scott Walker outing is worth a listen.

Jandek - Interstellar Discussion
Jandek - Staring at the Cellophane

Ludo (who even named his blog after a Jandek record) once suggested that it is best to just throw yourself into the Jandek universe. I had these two on my hard-disc for a while and when I listened to them this weekend I was just flabbergasted and, to be more peculiar, deeply moved. This is music that is so naked and so emotional without much ado, going straight for the root of things without much accompaniment to speak of. I was hooked from the first minute and the moment I have the money I am going to fill out that cheque and place that order for those twenty or so Jandek cd's. I use the word revelation way too much but this the real thing.

Morton Subotnick - Silver Apples of the Moon
Morton Subotnick - The Wild Bull

Those truly were the days! Elektra offshoot Nonesuch actually offered Subotnick money to make these records. These days he probably would have to release it on a limited-run cd-r. To me these records sound like a guy trying to make a sort of minimalistic classic music of chance with electronic devices. But the sounds are so wonderful that sometimes you can not help but ask yourself if the sounds they are using today are as intricate and detailled as on Silver Apples of the Moon and The Wild Bull. Both are pretty introverted without being really dark or coming on uneasy. It is the music of cosmic awe and surprise, full of playful coils of sound. And it also has the insight (clearly still derived from classical music and Cage) that silence is one of the most important parts of music as such, an insight that, regretfully, has all too often rightout disappeared from today's horror vacui they call music.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

And then some

Joris is back on the bloggerblock for what must be his sixth or so reincarnation. I tentatively predict it is going to be about a whole lotta noise. Don't know about you, but I am already curious. So, from now on watch this space for some cut up (or off) solutions.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Kode9 & The Space Ape

The first time I did not like it. I did not even like it the second time. But after the third listening it began to dawn. I think dubstep is about the first post-rave style of music coming from the UK that is sad, elegiac and introspective rather than the other way around. Not surprisingly then that it is the first post-rave style that succeeds not only in attracting my attention but also in keeping it. There is an apparent empty core to this music, more impressionist than expressive. It is as if both the music and the singing on Memories of the Future are deliberately not begging for your attention. Which is utterly strange, I must admit, but I just cannot phrase it differently.

Everytime I put this record on I am desperately searching for a compass, for a destination, while at the same time the suspicion starts to linger that a direction is not at all that which you should be looking for. It bridges the gap to another dimension, not to another place. This gives the music a depth and purpose that I have always found lacking in drum'n'bass, 2-Step, broken beat and any other post-rave UK dance genre.

It is a kind of music that fleets you by, as if you are passing a derelict and depopulated district of a city and you hear music, but you are not entirely certain where it originates from. You are not even entirely certain it is really there. You feel like the boy wandering around in Ballard's Chronopolis, wondering who takes care of all those clocks. It is incomparably elusive and vague, music for searchers rather than finders.

Everytime the music is over, it is as if it disappears from memory altogether. But when you put it back on, you are immediately transported back to a no man's land of the spirit, some kind of eerie demilitarized zone that is reminiscent of Ballard's Terminal Beach, a place where you can quietly immerse your self into the memories that at any other place you would rather avoid, "lost in paranoia's most beautiful dream"

Strangely enough the repeated listening of this record has also initiated a renewed interest in the Burial album, another record that at first I did not grasp at all, a turnaround so dramatic that now I am beginning to think that these two records might be among my records of the year.

Sunday, October 15, 2006


A few days ago, I sold 180 records from my collection, with the knowledge that at least 820 more have got to follow. If there is one thing that I have learned from sorting the good records from the forgetable ones, it is the undeniable fact that it is pretty difficult, when deciding to buy a record, to predict if the record in question is going to be enjoyable ten years after. Especially when it comes to house, a genre I have been collecting for about twenty years now, and which was, when I started buying house records, a nascent genre, still having years of evolution and revolution to go.

Years ago, I swore to myself that I never would sell any record I have ever bought. But these vinyls gradually take up a lot of space (there was a time, in my previous living space, that I literally had to move records to reach other records) and when you think about it, if you do not play them any longer, they are just standing there, doing nothing more than reminding you of the fact that on the whole you have paid an incredible amount of pecunia for them. When you confront that constatation with the fact that you have not played some of those records for five years (or even longer) then I must admit that I am really glad that these days you can share your records over the internet, so that you can give a record more than just a few listenings before deciding to buy it and add it to your collection. It may not be too fair to the artists in question, but it is a significant progression if you are a musical addict like myself.

Selecting the records I was going to sell also taught me some humility. Everyone who loves and buys music on a regular basis thinks that he has got good taste. But in fact more and more you realize that you are, more frequently than you are willing to admit, influenced by reviews, first listenings, novelty, the opinions of your mate's and what do I know.

Of course, now that I have grown older, I like to think that I select the music I buy with more maturity and experience, picking records with greater knowledge. But I am willing to bet that, in another ten years, I will be writing a lamentation that in spirit will not be too far removed from this one.

Saturday, October 14, 2006


Don't know what to think of this one. These last months I have been digesting (because you just cannot consume this kind of music as you would something by Joanna Newsom) a lot of unpenetrable noisefests. Wolf Eyes I like most of the time, Hairpolice too, Whitehouse scares my cats as much as it does me. Tribulation falls somewhere in between. I actually took a nap while listening to this, because Joris had recommended I would sit though it in one go. And how ridiculous that may seem with a record that wreaks such unholy havoc, I almost fell asleep. It is one big chunk of noise and those trying to tell you that they discern some structure in this, are at least a bit lying (or have more goodwill at their disposition).

Maybe a second listening (but who really desires a second listening of such stuff) will bring more nuance to my opinion, but I sat it through without blinking an eye, and now, a few hours later, all I remember is a barrage of sonic debauchery that was so overpowering that it did not do too much at all. Yes, you hear some metal influences, buried deep into the core of it, but even when you unleash this kind of hellish white noise, you have to provide the listener with at least the suggestion of a bearing. Just pasting all these pieces together without as much as a transition is like beating your audience to pulp with a big chunk of stone and then, when they have barely recovered, throwing another on top. It hurts and dulls the senses, not leaving much space for enjoyment at all.

Friday, October 13, 2006

The Guy Can't Help It

Ok, this is an old one, but it is a good one.

President Bush: Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: I can take them off.
Bush: I'm interested in the shade look, seriously.
Wallsten: All right, I'll keep it, then.
Bush: For the viewers, there's no sun.
Wallsten: I guess it depends on your perspective.
Bush: Touché.


Many little brothers lead to...

If you read this, you can't but wonder if Big Brother is not already among us. Frankly, I do not understand that people are not able to realize that such inventions are going to make us a lot less free. And all these measures, likewise a few months ago the carrying of your possessions onto an airliner in a transparent bag, are not even proposed, mind you, no, they are announced, as if faits accomplis. Never, in contrast, do you hear something about such security measures being revoked in a set future. The net around us is closing and nobody seems to care one bit, all in the name of some utopian total security.

Another Example. Google has announced its intention to give people the 'chance' to copy all their computer data onto Google's megaservers somewhere in the USA. That way you would not need a hard-drive, not even installed programs anymore on your desk- or laptop, your cpu being limited to an interface at your home. But, again rather of course, this would give the company unlimited access to control your data. Why would I want to share such details with a company that has made an agreement with the far from democratic government of The People's Republic of China about limiting the access to websites that are not endorsed by that government? Please, give me one good reason. I think it is time to start spending some money and creating a .com address.

What beats everything is that all these things are advanced in the name of so-called progress. Isn't it about time that at least some politicians start reacting against such intrusions of privacy? Everyday you read about European and other governments giving up personal data contained in phone conversations and e-mails, bank and payment data and free citizens' movements to agencies, government bodies and private companies (because more and more such tasks are handed over to private companies, since governments do not have the know-how nor the money to carry out such tasks) who are not in the least obligated to accept some form of control or accountability.

If democratically elected politicians stand for such invasions of privacy and let all these developments that are detrimental to democracy and free citizenship run its course, why do we need them any longer in the first place? Who needs a democracy if the people who represent this democracy for us no longer perform their duties and instead fill their time with making the financial books stick. If that were the sole duty of a politician, then we would be better of with a government of accountants. When such invasions of privacy are, in most of the cases incidentally, uncovered (because mostly you have to read it in a newspaper or another massmedium that has left a shred of decency), the formation of a committee to investigate these "grave matters" is announced. And that is about it. Case closed and see you later.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Planeten Sit-in

Don't know what kind of drugs were distributed during the recording sessions of Planeten Sit-in, but the sounds lead me to believe the drugs were much better in the seventies. Flipping and tripping and flipping and tripping and then some more, not once returning to planet earth. More likely, the thought of returning to this vale of tears did not even cross their minds at the time. Nevertheless this would seem a purely studio-crafted record, because there is no way that these guys committed this general spaced-out weirdness all in one sane go. They must have been way too stoned to do so. Further than far out and recommended for all Krautheads who think further than songs. Not 2000 but 20.000 light years from home.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Carl Craig Update

X-Press 2 featuring Rob Harvey - Kill 100 (Carl Craig Remix) [12", Skint]

Carl Craig delivers his best remix this year. Yes, it is better than the DFA remix and better than the Burial Mix remix, both already quite brilliant mixes. As usual it stretches 9 minutes plus with all the usual sounds that you have come to expect from a Carl Craig dance floor remix. It has much in come with his Goldfrapp remake from a few months ago but on this one the mixing board was not set on automatic and the vocal treatment reminds a bit of his classic Aquarhythms remix. No jazzy, housey or dubby additions, just straight for the techno jugular. And those strings appearing around minute seven are a gift of God. The shit!

Martin Buttrich - Full Clip [12", Planet E]

After a period of re-releases Planet E finally seems to be taking up its pioneering role again. Last month's Ican release was already pretty good, but this two-tracker by Germany's Martin Buttrich (he was co-responsible for Timo Maas's Depeche Mode remix) is much more in sync with what is currently hot on the European floors.

On 'Full Clip' he drowns you in ever building strings and the overall effect is not too far from later Transmat releases or a good Steve Rachmad track, if it were remixed by Âme. And true to the 2006 climate it lasts well over 12 minutes. The groove that never stops, that kind of record.

Flip 'The Programmer' is a more subdued affair with sweeping synths and all kinds of little whirling noises, well suited for a Sonar Kollektiv style deep house set. But the woman's voice keeps it, in contrast to the outer-space titletrack, a bit too firmly on Planet Earth. Not too bad, but no match for the brilliant a-side.

Vinyl Update

Movementz - The Locust [12", Sonar Kollektiv/Member Of The Trick]
Stefan Goldmann - Sleepy Hollow EP [12", Sonar Kollektiv/Innervisions]

Sonar Kollektiv strikes again and again. Movementz' 'The Locust' in the original version sounds like Chez Damier circa 1992, which is not bad as a reference but not very forward-thinking either. Trickski's remix is the real deal here. Employing the same sounds he constructs a très du jour neo-trance wobbler that retains the housey feel, but, thanks to a few nice breakdowns and ecstatic build-ups, catapults Sonar Kollektiv in the camp of the German techno contenders. Think Âme going Bpitch Control.

Stefan Goldmann's 'Sleepy Hollow' is in the same ballpark. Over here the original is awesome too, though. Cool house vibes hold your attention with a catchy melody that gets worked over through a battery of effects. On the flip Goldmann is joined by the Âme duo for an even more dance floor orientated mix. For those who have been residing on the moon the last two years: Âme rule.

Cosmo Vitelli - Delayer [12", I Am A Cliché]

Forget the original and flip right over for the amazing Quiet Village remix, an urgent italo-disco chugger with lots of spacey synths and over-the-top sounds. Something tells me 2006 is the year of Matt Edwards.

Isolée - The Western Edits Pt. 2 [12", Playhouse]

Out for a while but had to get this one because of the exquisite 15-minute Villalobos remix, that is, in my humble opinion much better than the original. Call it a sop until the eagerly awaited new Villalobos on Playhouse is unleashed upon the world.

Fuckpony - Get Pony [12", Get Physical]

The choice track from the Fuckpony album gets a 12" release and that was more than welcome because the album vinyl pressing lacked a fitting big system mastering. Flip 'Dawgs Life' adds another acidic dance floor stormer with a lot of trippy sounds to their résumé. Nice!

Suburban Knight - Hi Monster [12", Dark Print Limited]

Circumspection is needed when you encounter a Suburban Knight release on a label that is not UR. But this one is pretty good. You hear that Mad Mike has not had the final cut, but with the help of cohorts Sami Goossens and Gerome Sportelli James Pennington still succeeds in conjuring up that mythical cosmic Detroit feeling. 'Hi Monster' is more exuberant in a Red Planet trance style, while flip 'Alpha Game' veers more towards dark electro. But the vibe is deep and futuristic on both sides and makes you forget that dreadful Peacefrog release.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Some more politics, some more anger

Political conclusions the day after put aside, I am very glad that a lot of Belgian politicians with foreign origins have been a elected to a seat in the city councils. I personally voted for a woman with Berber/Morrocan origins, mostly because I went to school with her family, which may not be the noblest or rational of reasons, but it is a start that may, in the future, lead to the exceptance of these people as a constituant part of our population.

If the mass media too from now on would follow this example by no longer referring to those people as 'allochtonous', we could go a long way. Say about the US what you like, but at least they do not consider the people who have acquired the American nationality as foreigners. They are considered Americans from day one. And that is probably on of the main reasons why the US is the most powerful country in the world. When it comes to that acceptance Europe could learn a lot from the too often maligned US of A.

Another remark: the woman I voted for is the daughter of an imam. Again this proves that most people of islamic faith are tolerant, far from fanatic and ready to integrate themselves in their country of migration, while at the same time not turning their back on their own culture. The man's family can boast incredible credentials: one daughter is now on the city council and was assistant-lecturer at Antwerp University before going into politics, the oldest son is a politician too, another son has joined the police force and the youngest son has a college degree too. But you won't read much about such immigrant success stories in the Flemish newspapers. Of course not. Which goes to show, again, that the media, through omission and deliberate misinformation, are at least partly responsible for the rise of extreme-right parties.

What about theory?

In reading this month's Wire issue the answer of a question I have now for a time been struggling with came to me. The question namely why what used to be my favorite kind of music (i.e. electronic dance music and the non-dance genres that sprang from it, in other words the music that dominated my sonic surroundings from my late youth until my early adulthood) has lately quietly but surely been pushed away from the immediate scope of my philosophical and social questions about sound and music.

I don't know if I already posed the dictum here that to me "music is serious business". I probably have. Of course music is also fun, entertaining and a source of consolation, thus a surface on which you can reflect your emotions. But what is, in the end, more important to me, is the need to theorize and investigate the possibilities of music to derange, influence and change the fabric of people's lifes. This may sound preposterous to most people, who usually deploy the cliché that "music is only music". That may be the case for most people, but to me, understandably, as I listen to a lot of music in order to write about it and try to say something meaningful about it, it has always been much more. Over the years I've come to believe that all good music, however small and narrow its intention or scope, should be able to withstand questions about its validity to fit into an historical context. Music, even the thinnest commercial pop music can never not have a meaning and be important at the same time.

It is on of the reasons why I adore a magazine like The Wire (The Wire is just an example, perhaps there are others, but I have not discovered them yet). Yes, you could say that The Wire staff are a bunch of other-worldly intellectuals writing about music that nobody other is interested in. You could say that, but then you would sidestep the one issue of true importance. Namely, that it is still a good thing that there are people who want to place music into a social, philosophical and historical context, looking at it objectively, and, most importantly, giving artists who truly reflect about their art (because, yes, I consider good music, whether it is Britney Spears' 'Toxic' or Nurse With Wound, to take two extreme examples, to be Art) a forum to bring those reflections and new ideas into the open.

To return to the problem in question, I find that there is a serious lack of this approach in electronic dance music in general. I rarely read a really interesting interview with a 'dance' artist. Of course there are exceptions (Jeff Mills, Squarepusher, Matthew Herbert and, recently, Kode 9 spring to mind immediately, I know there are a few others) but it is my experience that most interviews with dance artists are limited to the anecdotic and factual. I've interviewed quite a lot of dance artists myself and I found most of them shying away from theoretical and social issues, as if they do not want to take themselves too seriously, quickly avoiding those questions and all too often reverting to the old catchphrases "it's only dance music and it should stay fun etc..." instead of interrogating themselves about their place in a wider context. You can talk to them about their influences, what music they like and sometimes about the influence of equipment and multimedia, but it seldom goes much further than that. With dj's, the waiters of electronic dance music, it is even worse.

The immediate corollary of this situation is that you also have few writers who dare take on electronic dance music in that way. Maybe this has to do with the relative short history of electronic dance music. But most of all it is a question of a lack of will and guts.

I will throw you a few names of people who I think write in an interesting and inspiring way about electronic dance music. Philip Sherburne is the prime example, Mark 'K-Punk' Fisher is another (although he could rein in on the 'Lacanian dynamics' and make it even better) and I will add my favorite, Woebot, here too. Even the over here loathed Simon Reynolds (mostly because I think his predictions are a bunch of self-interested bollocks, his historical writings are much better for that matter) can be added to what is still too short a list. In my mothertongue Omar Muñoz-Cremers and Theo Ploeg are the few examples I can think of, although (sorry guys, don't hit me) even they do it too rarely. But at least, as much as you can disagree with their opinions, they do try. Most others (and for the time being I will humbly include myself) dare not or simply are just not able to come up with a thesis that can withstand the least theoretical scrutiny, by which I mean that they do not succeed in offering the barest minimum of a social, philosophical or historical framework which you can start to reflect upon, subsequently paving the way for antagonistic, provocative and new approaches or views.

The inevitable result is that most writings about electronic dance music are ultra-subjective and indicative: everybody likes this or that, or they want to direct you to or enthousiastically convince you of the merits of such or such record. Sorry, people, but the review (still about the only journalistic form that takes on electronic dance music) is forgotten in the blink of an eye and almost as fast obsolete. If you want to offer writings that inspire people you are going to have to do much better than that. This has been the case in the past for all modern forms of art: cinema, jazz, 20th century plastic arts, rock and pop music, avant garde, architecture, I could go on. Who cares about the 1969 opinion of the then very influential Pauline Kael about Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssee now, in 2006? Right, nobody. Why? Because the review is ultimately an attribute of the modern mass media. Reviews are in the best case strings of hopefully expert opinions to fill the pages of newspapers, magazines and, in this day and age, weblogs. Reading a review is a mere pastime, it can be funny or poignant, but it remains at that. Why do we, in contrast, still read the more theoretically advanced writings of Goncourt (for French literature of the early 20th century) or Godard and his colleagues of the Cahiers de Cinéma (for postwar cinema)? Because they said something, because they dared impose a view.

For me personally it has come to the point where I am being drawn away from what was my favorite music, just because it seems that no-one dares draw up one interesting theory about electronic dance music. Either you have university people applying drab postmodernist nonsense and newspeak and thus containing what could be interesting into the feared circle of cultural studies, or you have amateurs generating a load of irrelevant utopian nonsense, ultimately resulting in not much more than predictions about which hype is going to be important in a year or so. That is about it when it comes to context and ideas. In between there is a void and it urgently needs to be filled up.

So, in the end, this is a cry to artist and writers alike for some cojónes. Please, dare say something, dare invent, dare position yourself. Because at the moment it is almost nothing at all.


A quiet and prudent applause for the mayor of Antwerp, Patrick Janssens, who, finally, has succeeded in stabilizing the fascist rise to power in my hometown Antwerp, thereby almost doubling the score of his Socialist Party, that after too many years is now again the biggest party of the political spectrum. Of course, as is fitting for fascists, they were reluctant, even spiteful, to admit their defeat. But at least, for the first time in years, you could see that they realised their times of uninterrupted success are over. Now maybe we can, after much too long a time, start doing something constructive and show the world that Antwerp and Flanders in general is not all about hate, racism, intolerance and general malaise.

It is, of course, not all laughs, because the Vlaams Belang party has had a landslide victory in most small communities, even in those where there is not a coloured face in sight. Which proves that the rise of fascist parties in general (because Flanders is, discouragingly enough, not the only place in the world where people reflect their unease with postmodernity and globalised capitalism through voting for parties that propagate hate and intolerance) is not exclusively about racism. It is also a sign that people are less and less tolerant regarding most other issues too, and ultimately, when it comes to dealing with each other.

When we were, yesterday, watching Bliss, the movie I discussed in my previous post, I commented to my mother that people who complain about the situation here in the Western part of Europe, should be sent to China, Africa, Eastern Europe or any other region in the world where everyday people struggle just to keep their heads above the water.

The ultimate problem is that people in Europe (and also in the US, that other very rich part of the world) do not realise how lucky they really are, and simply, out of sheer boredom rather than out of an immediate need, start inventing discontent where there are no really problems, in the process denying all other groups, races and have-nots their place and piece of the pie.

A lot of work needs to be done still and maybe things will get even worse, but after a long period of complete political despair a ray of hope has finally succeeded in piercing the clouds in the place where I live. I drink to that, as long as it lasts.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Focus Knack Festival Preview, Ghent

Yesterday I had what must be the filmday of my life: I watched four movies in one row that were all without a doubt extremely good movies, albeit each for another reason.

Bliss [Shen Zhimin, 2006]

A deeply touching Chinese movie about the lives of an extended family in China's early capitalist age, today that is. Poverty, unstable economic conditions, disease, death, crime and the difficulty of all relations concommitant with those conditions : the great themes of everyday life are treated with great feeling, dignity and respect. A 'little' movie, as they say, but with an emotional power that, these days, only Asian cinema seems able to capture. Impressive also because it shows the devastating effects of wild capitalism on the Chinese land- and cityscape. A beautiful film about the ugliness and problems of everyday life, it leaves, at the end, a ray of hope, by showing to which lengths people will go to make a better life and preserve their humanity.

The Queen [Stephen Frears, 2006]

The undisputed star of Frears' movie about the reaction of the British royal family to Diana's death is Helen Mirren, who incarnates Elisabeth II with such verve that she even succeeds in copying the Queen's walk. James Cromwell (as Prince Philip) and Michael Sheen (as Tony Blair) are brilliant too, as is, to be honest, the rest of the cast. A very funny film, too, that gives an insight into the often other-worldly views and behaviour of priviliged people. The scenes where Elisabeth quietly humiliates Blair during their bi-monthly face-to-face are mightily funny. Yet, despite its criticisms, the portraiture of the royal famlily is never cruel. The ironic message seems to be that even royals are mere humans.

4:30 [Royston Tan, 2006]

Probably the first Singaporean movie to reach the European screens is one of the best movies I've seen in quite a while. The very simple story treats about a boy who is left alone by his businesswoman mother in their apartment, only accompanied by a Korean lodger. Their relationship, since they do not speak each other's languange, is completely wordless. Difficult at first they slowly are drawn to one another, developing a silent friendship. The film is very minimal, using the slightest possible means a maximal effect. Themes like loneliness, the anonimity of big cities and the difficulties of growing up without much support are suggested rather than elaborately worked out. In the end you do not learn much more about the nature of the exact relationship between the two protagonists, but I garantuee that a lot of scenes will be haunting your thoughts for days to come.

Brick [Rian Johnson, 2005]

Brick, a very original film noir pastiche, is also one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long while. It deploys typical film noir techniques like the loner anti-authoritarian detective, the femme fatale and an outrageously complex intrigue, but at the same time perverts them by setting the film in a Californian high-school and filming it, in contrast to most film noirs, mostly in broad daylight. The pace is lightspeed fast and the bombardment of surreal jokes lasts until the very end. Very good movie, especially when you consider the double fact that there isn't an actor in the movie that you've heard of before and that it clearly has not cost a dime. I recommend you will laugh your head off.

The Black Disaster

Saw four extraordinary movies today. Tomorrow more about those.

In the meantime I just wanted to signal that Brian De Palma's The Black Dahlia, the fifth movie I saw today, is outright one of the most ridiculous movies I've ever watched from a director with such a reputation. I stand corrected: it is one of the most ridiculous movies ever, period.

Each and everyone of the actors is either miscast (Hillary Swank! Josh Hartnett!!) or not up to his task (most of the others). Some of them have on top of that fallen prey to some of the worst overacting in cinematic history (Aaron Eckhart! Fiona Shaw!!!). Scarlet Johansson may be considered the most sexy woman gracing the screen today, but her part is virtually nonexistent, unless you define a part as holding a cigarette and a succession of outrageously cliché sexy looks. De Palma even succeeds in making her look like a pastiche of a sex doll, with those hellishly red lips, that hair so platinum blonde that it seems to radiate and a face make-up that is more suited for a death mask. And, lest I forget, the dialogues were positively ludicrous. Add to that the part of KD Lang as a lesbian singer and a lesbian ballet dance number (if you have to believe this movie half the population of Los Angeles in the fourties consisted of lesbians) and you do not know whether to laugh or to cry.

The greatest disaster of all was the plot. I dare not even coin the term 'screenplay' here. When you adapt a novel by James Ellroy, famous for his protracted and intricate plots that span years and years of interwoven personal histories, either you rein in the plotting, dropping along the way a few subsidiary storylines, or you make a three hour movie so you can do all those storylines justice. Instead the movie compresses everything into ninety minutes. The consequence: At the end of the movie so much enigmas need to be resolved that the last fifteen minutes constitute the most contrived piece of cinema I've ever had the occasion to view.

Obviously a disaster of a movie calls for a disaster of an ending too. Of course Hartnett and Johansson get together after all they've been through. Which is rather pathetic, considering the dark and perverse atmosphere that De Palma has, in vein, tried to convey during the movie with the help of horned dildo's, lesbian sex scenes and his usual explicit horror that is boring rather than shocking.

This director needs a) a retirement b) a shrink c) a ban from directing. Teeth-grindingly bad.